The brother's simple definition

 The brother's simple definition
The brother is when you are in urgent need of help, he will appear as soon as possible, he perhaps can not help you, but he is sure to appear, stand by you, accompanying you to cry to accompany you to laugh at to accompany you to suffer hardships forever   

Brother hold up middle finger on the mouth by come on, lean to you against have thing, say you are an idiot, but the first person who jumps out and helps you when being busy   

The brother is known as seeing to you foul-mouthedly you are not tired of others at ordinary times, but when you are vexed, he can accompany you to irritate beer until the person at daybreak   

The brother is that even wife can say "  Ours " Person   

The brother was disclosed the basket to want to tell him first after getting into trouble by you, he just scolds several sentences of idiots of yours, blame you to look for a job for him, but the next day you found he helped you to settle all little feelings of major issue   

The brother says you sing tone-deafly unpleasantly at ordinary times, but will rob the microphone with you than more unpleasantly who sang in KTV   

Brother whether you make a scene, clap and shout "Bravo" first, laugh at most loudly, but the only willing person who help you after smiling   

Brother often "  A man does not easily shed tears "  Chat about, but he will cry like a child in front of you   

The brother finds you it again ****Irritated to just put out one's tongue to you to apologize too, but will not punctuate one's talk with sobs and ask you to forgive   

The brother is that you have a worry to look for him to split the wine, he advises you to drink few, say that drinks too much to injure the body, but he drink more manily than you finally   

The brother all stores your mobile phone home telephone Q number MSN birthday blood group home address and your parents' mobile phone number in one's own mobile phone   

Even if the brother can be that a woman give up the whole world, can give up that woman for you   

Brother whether oneself tell you grievance but you hurt and wronged he promise first never   

The brother is that you are happy so he is happy, but he is too sad to want you to be sad with him   

The brother is that you make a phone call to him at midnight, he is nervous first to ask what things you have, after learning that have no major issues, just begin to complain about you   

It is that when quarrelling with you that the brother is scolded all over 18 generations of your forefather, depend on, come, by go SBJB all use, let you fell too ashamed to show one's face heart-rending hold up, but the person that you can not hate to him   

The brother is not accompanied your happy smiling, but what accompanied you to be difficult than cried.
 
Brother celebrate with a win for you, accompany you cross difficulty together.   

The brother is not "  Help " If you do things, you are but " " You do things.   

The brother will never leave you easily, even be forced to separate for eighty or ninety years and does not get in touch, he will keep thinking about you too.   

Even if the brother sends 1000 messages and comforts you furiously when you failed in love, still laugh at the person of the real file of the appearance that you fail in love afterwards   

Brother rob chicken people of wing with you in KFC   

Brother whether oneself drink but bored wine take two people of cup   

Brother until comfortable sofa spare you sit, then getting sumptuous face sit you person of leg most   

The brother is the time of an examination you spread one and are caught by the teacher for him, he says it is the person that oneself forces you to do so   

The brother is that you take school the book suitable for outside reading to find by the teacher, it is him but he tells a story, help you to get back the book unreasonably   

Brother even if a unreasonable one sleep, at you bed, allow you people to sleep on sofa   

Brother to want pants to wear you, laugh at you pants little people too   

The brother is that you drink dead drunkly, he spitting it has one's body covered with filth him but have neither enmity nor repentance and give the person who you went home a piggyback   

Brother in you wanting when not smoking gloomy, he rob cigarette say, smoke bad, but the person smoking by oneself   

Even if the brother is frightened so that the urine trousers want the first person who stands out and gives vent to anger for you when you are bullied   

The brother can be in order to sacrifice one's own person only for you   

Person that even if the brother does things and does not want to let you know for you   

The brother even if you have gnawed the persons whom he still continued gnawing in Hamburg of two   

Brother have good food interesting interesting thing first want people to give you   

Even if the brother meets difficulty and still thinks you know and meet the equally difficult person by oneself   

Person that the bare-knuckled team which you supported of criticism does not still allow you to have an opportunity to answer back when even if the brother watches the match   

Brother even if and you have no person that common hobby force oneself to be interested in the thing which you like   

The brother even if the not courteous one accepts your present for him and does not say the person that thank   

Even if brother understand everything of you than find out about one's own clear people even   

The brother is a person who takes your mother as the blood mother   

Even if brother irritate, laugh at you you hold a little liquor, but a tired one half-dead to want, give you a piggyback people that come back home too look through,   

Even if brother irritate translate, claiming you " I accompany you drink never! " Next time but still irritated the person turning over by you   

Even if the brother is only the person phoning you and having no mishap first 5 minutes before walking   

The brother is with a person who listens to the Sprite with drinking of your   

The brother is the person helping you to greet guests at your home   

The brother is and the friend spend the night to let the girl sleep on the bed boy and sleep on the sofa at your home, he accompany you sleep on people of the floor   

The brother will talk in a roundabout way and talk in professional jargon the people that you will not let you unable to come down in Taiwan   

The brother writes the telephone number of your family into a person of one's own home   

Even if the brother cares about the person of your parents more yet than you

The brother is  ...

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