GeeseHoward's Blog

Im sitting down now, the hot water from the shower trickling at my feet, to write you a blog post.  To write me a blog post on my laptop, but not about my laptop, about well, who knows.  Trick for me is, I usually never really know what Im gonna write until I write it, and only then once Im finished.

Oh yes and Im in the shower too, as I told you.  This idea of using my laptop in the shower is kind of an old idea modified. I have read most of my books in the shower.  It's just simple wording and method, motherfucker.  It's just sitting in the shower with the shower running instead of the bath faucet.  Same thing but different.  It's alos my favorite place to think and do work like this.  I have told people that when Im rich Im going to get an office built out of a shower complete with phone, and moniter, and some sort of waterproof laptop.  They have to make one.  It's fucking the year 2008 so someone better make a waterproof laptop before I get rich or Im gonna make one and get even more rich.

Imagine all the motherfuckers I could sell to: People with boats or swimmingpools; or people who live on the beach or are at the beach all the time; People who live in a flood disaster area; people who drool alot; people who just want to get so pissed at their laptop that they throw it in the bathtub, maybe because they have some game on there like World of Warcraft that they play and they got Pwnd by someone like that Athene guy in my videos or one of my brothers OR if I ever decided to play again and devote my life to that game (which is pretty much what you have to do to be any good).

Ahh yes - So you get to see my first run-on sentence.  I love run-on sentences.  Proper grammer be damned.  One of the best authors I've ever seen in my life, H.P. Lovecraft, was notorius for using run-on sentences.  You can't stop the Flow!  My creatuve juices are Flowing and you're going to tell me to focus on stopping my sentence, just because some guy thousands of years ago AMOGd some other writer because the other writer had a better point, so the first guy had to make up some way of discrediting the second guy and said to himself, "I bet If I say that that other guy has too long of sentences then I can discredit him and people will side with me!  I'll call it a run-on sentence!" and so that's what he did.  Voila, the Run-on sentence was created.  I mean, let's say you are having a conversation wih a friend and you're talking, you got the Flow going and you're into your story and using your mind and imagination.  You ever have your friend say, "That was a run-on sentence.  I don't understand what you're saying because you keep using run-on sentences."

No!  You haven't and if you have then I think you need to get your friend laid.  If it's a cute girl an it's your friend then it might be your duty to help her out, if you know what I mean.  Give her some good lovin' to jar loose some of that sillyness that has infested her brain.  If it's your guy friend then, I dunno, I suppose it's your duty to help him find that help elsewhere - unless, dear reader, you are a woman. Then it is your duty to hook up with your friend and do him some goodness.  In order to have a good friend you have to be a good friend.  Be a good friend.  If you're saying to yourself, "I don't like him like that." then you and I both know that you are probably leading him on because there's a 90% chance that he's your friend because he want's to sleep with you, and I think you know it.

That's another story for another time, bitches.  I love people and I love life, but right now things are looking weird for me right now.  I can never say bad, because things always seem to work out for me.  I have sent out my check for rent on my flat, and currently only have about half the amount in the bank at this time.  I have one chicken and some rice and 2 cans of vegetables in my house to eat, as well as some oatmean.  I currently am working as an auction guy but 2 auctions in a row have seemingly fizzled.  One for sure.  You get these guys who come in and bid on your auction and then they send you a mail and say, "Oh Im sorry but I just realised I can't afford the auction so I have to back out."

What the fuck are you bidding for, motherfucker?  People make a living this way and you're playing games with them?  What kind of a person goes into an auction and then bids on something they can't buy?  Crazy people, that's who.  People who are fucked in the head.  They live in fantasy land and are like, "OOOH.  I'll buy that!  Huh huh!" and then reality comes to visit and they can't so they move on without a care in the world that they just royally screwed someone over.

Now I got this other guy who bought something and he has told me he's still interested but it's been like 14 days since the auction ended and he still hasn't payed?  That's like the limit!  I can relist it now, but what a fucking waste of time.  I am trying to be nice and wait but it has been 15 days which is over the limit of payment time.  I may as well just relist the item today and see what happens.

Whatever - my creative flow has moved on to other things for now, so I can't sit here and write all day.  I have to get going.

Peace.