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When do you need supplements?When your calorie intake is so restricted that you can't eat enough total food to meet your needs. Certain illnesses impose different nutrient requirements. For example, under the stress of surgery, high fever or excessive burns, a person's need for protein is much greater than normal, as are needs for vitamins and minerals.
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| I heard a noise | I noticed you were almost asleep | | You Want | You Want | | We Need | I Want | | It's your decision | The correct decision should be obvious by now | | Do what you want | You'll pay for this later | | We need to talk | I need to complain | | Sure...go ahead | I don't want you to | | You're certainly attentive tonight | Is sex all you ever think about? | | I'm not emotional! | I'm not having a period | | This kitchen is so inconvenient | I want a new house...and curtains and carpeting, furniture... | | Hang the picture there | No, I mean hang it there! | | Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive | | I'll be ready in a minute. | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. | | You have to learn to communicate. | Just agree with me. | | Are you listening to me!? | Too late, your a goner | | I'm sorry. | You'll be sorry. | | No | Yes | | Maybe | No | | Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it | | I'm not yelling! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| Fine | This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (Never use "fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.) | | Five Minutes | This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade. | | Nothing | Nothing means something and you should be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down and backwards. Nothing usually signifies an argument that will last Five Minutes and end with the word Fine. | | Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows) | This is not permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over Nothing and you'll have a Five Minute discussion that will end with the word Fine. | | Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows) | This is not permission, either. It means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow Go Ahead in just a few minutes, followed by NothingFine and she will talk to you in about Five Minutes when she cools off. and | | Loud Sigh | This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over Nothing! | | Soft Sigh | Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. Soft Sighs are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer. | | Oh | This word - followed by any statement - is trouble. Example: "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says Oh before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is Fine when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. (Oh as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrow Go Ahead, sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.) | | That's Okay | This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. That's Okay means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. That's Okay is often used with the word Fine and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow Go Ahead. Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble. | | Please Do | This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a That's Okay. | | Thanks | The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say, "You're welcome." | | Thanks A Lot | Thanks A Lot is dramatically different from Thanks. A woman will say Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the Loud Sigh. This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh, as she will only tell you Nothing. |
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Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks. (Personally I think the dancing is debatable on most men). Never sleep with a man who's named his willy. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'oh alright, I'll stay the night". Women sleep with men, who if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his. If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practising. Sadly, all men are created equal. When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar". The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of a 'former boyfriend". There are two significant influences in a man's life and they are both his mother. There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong - but you could still use them. Sorry, but the blog post could not be located. |
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