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Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Enfron, Liza Minelli Love Triangle Revealed

The startling revelation of the long standing relationship between teen heart throb Zac Enfron and cougar Liza Minelli somewhat explains Zac's silence this last September during the Vanessa Hudgens photo uproar.

Suddenly, Vanessa's London hotel photo shoot makes a little more sense.... It is the kind of desperate stunt a lovesick teenage girl might pull to try and save a romance gone wrong. A little reminder of what he was missing.... youth... She definitely portrayed youth in her photos....

As if having the photos published for the world on the internet were not embarrassing enough, Vanessa now has this public humiliation to rub salt into the wound.

“I first met Zac at a fabulous party that my ex-husband David [Gest] was hosting with several of his dearest friends, including Ryan Seacrest, Kevin Spacey, and Anderson Cooper,” recalled Minnelli in her first interview about her new relationship. “I know I had sworn that my days as a cougar were behind me, but once I saw the blond dyed streaks in Zac’s hair, his bright orange self-tanned skin, and the way he practically floats on the screen, I knew he was too much man for me to resist.”

Zac maintains they kept their relationship secret until after the release of “High School Musical 2,” which recently debuted on Disney Channel to record high ratings. No mention was made of Vanessa Hudgens or her photos.

“As disappointing as it will be to my teen girl fans, I’m ready to reveal who I really am: a man who loves older women,” Efron proudly told Dateline Hollywood. “The best part is that Liza is using all the tricks she learned from her years with Peter Allen and David Gest on me.”

Zac admits that the commitment ring he has been wearing was given him by Miss Minelli.

“Liza knows some really fantastic older men in the theater community who are taking me under their wing,” he said. “She does sometimes get jealous about all the time they spend mentoring me alone. But I’m learning lots of new things about myself as Liza’s friends fill me up with their knowledge and experience.”

Although Liza and Zac are not considering marriage at this time, they are considering a revival of her long running stage show "Cabaret" with Liza cast as Sally Bowles and Zac playing the master of ceremonies....

“All those girls who have posters of Zac in a basketball uniform from ‘High School Musical’ had better make room on their wall for him in make-up and leather chaps,” said a gleeful Minnelli.