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Cynthia Rodriguez filed for divorce from Alex Rodriguez after she went on vacation in Paris, France, aka City of Light. While Cynthia was in Paris she blew over $100,000. Cynthia had Alex’s baby only 11 weeks ago, but she’s only let Alex see his baby daughter a few times, then she turned around and called him an absentee father. The New York Daily News quotes a friend of Cynthia’s as saying:

"She needs four lawyers in two different states? That’s not the dream team, it’s the greed team. Alex desperately wanted to see his children while she was in Paris. She blocked him saying to Alex, ’You cannot see them.’"

A-Rod spokesman Richard Rubenstein said:

"His children mean the world to him. He’s going to do everything possible to be there for them as they grow up."

Cynthia knows that, and that’s why she’s going to hold A-Rod’s children hostage in the divorce so she can get as much money as possible. Cynthia is as bad as A-Rod, or worse.

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