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Buyer: What is your home owner there are other styles of shoes you?
Seller: Yes, the album addresses to you, you can go there to see, there are many shelves had time.
Buyer: very nice shoe shop owner home Oh, how products have a picture in a baby ah?
Seller: Oh, that was my son, do not sell it!
Buyers (of Khan): yes ah! Can not sell it to sell pro-son! !

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Buyer: Do you have the number of idle grandmother
Seller: /? ? ? ?
Buyer: easily embarrassed by the enter key, which is milk
Seller: scared I jump, milk powder can only idle
Buyers: it can be cheaper than a can of Grandma? I bought.
Seller: I do not sell Granny ah, oh, just by selling milk!

How to understand a woman's heart

1, If you like her, tell her, even if she refused, do not lose face, because in her heart, because your true feelings and very, very grateful to you.

2, if you explicitly told her that the feelings of love is like, do not like that do not like it. Do not be afraid of her injury to his indecision. Do not let her vulnerable to being abandoned to wait to the last, because once a girl's heart no matter how broken it is very difficult since it is very difficult.

3, the girls also have their own temperament, but because of the depressed love you. Not always self-willed, and sometimes their decisions are well founded.

4, nameless girl throw a tantrum to you, it is because she loves you, you as the most pro-the most intimate and most people have a sense of security, do not, and her hair spleen

Gas. Quietly waiting, waiting for her mind after you cool down.

5, to prepare her things for you, even if ugly, and cheap, but also want to cherish. Because it combines the thoughts of her all night.

6, I believe her how he wishes to you how much better life, to give him encouragement, because you will have made her the encouragement to create a miracle.

7, not to the total non-contact with her, but asked her where to go, tell her the attention of security, you will be waiting for her.

8, do not say "I love you", she half-smiled and half-truth that trouble you, but do not do not say that because sometimes, they need this more than boys.

9, her tears fall for you, then she is really very very love you! Treasure each and every one of her tears, not an apology, not comforted, holding her hand, wiped his tear drop quietly.

10, need to trust her, she loves you, what will not cheat on you! Even if there were to deceive, but also love for you will always long.

Beautiful young financiers reply ...

A young beautiful girls in the United States of the United States a large online forum on the financial version of a problem with this: How can I marry the rich?
   "I want to say the following are the truth. I am 25 years old, very pretty, is it amazing that the beautiful, elegant style of conversation, a taste, like the annual salary of 500,000 U.S. dollars to marry people. You might say that I am greedy, However, the annual salary of one million in New York before the middle, I am in fact not high.
This version, there is no annual salary of more than 500,000 people? You are married? I would like to ask you a question - how to marry the rich like you? I have been dating a person, the most money to the annual salary of 250,000, it seems that this is my limit. Central Park in New York to live in the west of high class, the annual salary of 250,000 is not enough. I have come to sincerely ask for. There are several specific issues: first, the rich bachelor generally spend their time, where? (Please list the bars, restaurants, gym's name and full address.) Second, I should be set at which the target age group? Third, why is it that some rich wife looks mediocre looks? I have seen some girls, looks like water, there is no appeal, but they can never get married. Single bar and the beauty of those charming but poor luck. Fourth, how you decide who can do his wife and a girlfriend who can do? (My current goal is to marry Ms. Spors 。)"--
Here is a Wall Street financier replies: "Dear Powles: I read with great interest your with, I believe, also have a lot of similar questions with you. Let me take an investment expert status, you do an analysis of the situation. I have more than 500,000 annual salary, in line with the standards of your choice, so please believe that I am not wasting our time here.
From the business point of view, you get married is a bad business decision-making, reasoning and then realize, however, please listen to my explanation. Detail aside, what you said is a simple fact of the "wealth", "Maung" transactions: the provision of attractive appearance Party B million to pay, fair trade, fair trade. However, here there is a fatal problem, your beauty will fade away, but my money for no reason, however, will not reduce. In fact, my income is likely to increase year after year T. And you can not be good year after year.
Therefore, from an economic point of view, I am a value-added assets, depreciation of assets you are not only devalued, but also to accelerate the depreciation! You are now 25, in the next five years, you can still maintain the posture Get Fit, pretty face, Although a slight decline each year. But the beauty of speed away faster and faster, if it is your only asset, the value of ten years you very worried.
Terms with Wall Street that each transaction has a position with the contacts you are "trading position" (tradingl position), the event will be an immediate drop in the value of sell-off, rather than long-term holders - that is, the marriage you want. Sounds cruel, but it will accelerate the depreciation of a material, a wise choice is to lease rather than purchase. Annual salary to more than 500,000 people, of course, are not fools, we will contact with you, but it will not get married with you. Therefore, I advise you not to hard to find the secret to marry the rich. Incidentally, you can think of a way back into their annual salary of 500,000 people, than get a rich fool's chances of winning big. The replies I hope I can help you. If you are "leasing" of interest, please contact with me. "- LUO Bo. Campbell (J P Morgan banking industry a wide range of investment advisers)

The purpose of the high price of water ...

 

we are surprised to find, in fact, there is no more surprising, but can do nothing about it. Prices rose, warm rising electricity prices up, steam rising, water rising, the price of the industry, are usually necessary for our lives, you can not do, and ultimately, the. To be blunt, these are all aspects of industry and investment, the profit, earn, earned a long-term, it should be said that the possibility of a very small loss. It is precisely in these sectors, has become an inevitable capital chasing targets and increases up to some of the most frequent.

Combination of these industries and the inevitable consequence of capital is to increase. Fortunately, grain prices also state-controlled, otherwise, the price of food do not know what will happen. Brick home that the people can not afford to eat up the water rather than hinder the cause of the price of water, because you do not increase, how can they make profits? Further said that, how can it earn more money! ? Water in the city you will bid farewell to the public? If that day because there is no timely delivery of water, I am afraid of the water has stopped!

A good brick house, said that the price of water low, they can be for the rich pool of water, the volume of water on the large, so is not conducive to saving. Dissemination of this kind of logic out the full flavor ah shit! As a solution to this problem must not only one way prices, why do you have to choose this path? But also very enthusiastic, but also the same number of major cities, you really ah!

If you really want to raise the price, I would like also to put forward a basic standard, according to the average household water consumption is now the standard, again more than the standard price, is entirely possible. However, the basic water consumption standards, and must not be allowed to increase. To do so would be able to limit the rich more than the water it! To do so would contravene the purpose of saving on the it! I think the brick homes in this area should think of a way, I do not know they still do not have such a passion! ?

Water is not rising up to the brick not bad money at home does not seem close relationship, of course, we can not, "With malice to speculate on the largest brick home", who knows what they are buying is not the case? Who knows the capital and knowledge is not in collusion, and to destroy them in our wallets? After we become a slave Housing may continue to be the "slave power", "Gas slave," "warm slaves," "water slave"! In view of this, it goes on like this, it seems that a better tomorrow and not a!