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During the show, Taylor also took on the Twilight Saga in a spoof; and mocked Kate Gosselin for... well, being Kate Gosselin.

Swift has mostly received positive reviews for her performance, with Entertainment Weeky labeling her as the funniest host of the season. Do you agree?

We knew it!

Last week, after Miley Cyrus admitted she had never heard a Jay-Z song and that she doesn't write her own singles, we speculated that the singer was nothing more than a Disney-created robot.

It was meant in jest, but last night's Family Guy episode has proven our theory correct.

During the installment titled "Hannah Banana," Brian and Stewie break into a Miley concert.

They befriend the star, only to eventually discover that she's actually an android. The pair tries to program her to have sex with Brian, but the experiment goes awry and she destroys the town.

Sound far-fetched? Or eerily accurate? Sit back, get comfortable and watch the full episode after this jump.

Even if you (somehow) don't despise Cyrus, there will be non-Miley related Family Guy quotes for you to laugh over for hours on end.

A New Moon star is posing naked on billboards that will soon go up nationwide.

However, instead of being turned on by the prospect of Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart in the buff; we're grossed out at the identity of the actress in her birthday suit.

Christian Serratos, who stars as Angela Weber in the Twilight Saga franchise, has shed her clothes for the latest PETA "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ad. She's 19 years old.

In the poster, Serratos stands naked next to a tree, besides which it is written:

"Animals killed for their fur are electrocuted, drowned, beaten and often skinned alive. Please don't wear fur."

Isn't the world aware of this by now? THG is as disgusted by fur coat wearing as anyone; but the spoiled snobs that don these items aren't gonna stop doing so because random stars get nude and tell them to.

In fact, this might actually encourage the killing of animals because that act will lead to more naked celebrities in ads!

We felt this way when Charlize Theron, Eva Mendes, Karina Smirnoff and Roselyn Sanchez all bared their bodies on billboards - but Serratos is 19! Isn't that too young to pose naked?

Only Spencer Pratt would consider a vasectomy to ward off his baby-crazy wife, and only Spencer Pratt wouldn't know it's difficult, if not impossible, to reverse.

Heck, even if it was all elaborately staged for tomorrow's episode of The Hills, only Spencer Pratt would pretend to go to such lengths to avoid having kids.

In a sneak preview released by MTV, he admits that he didn't tell Heidi Montag he looked into the "seven-minute procedure," which he ultimately decided against.

Shocking that he didn't through with it. That would have been the worst medical decision since ... well, you gotta see these Sammy Sosa skin bleaching pictures.

"I thought it was reversible," he tells his wife. "Once I found out it wasn't, I left."

COME TO DADDY: Spencer Pratt wants to fornicate with his mostly plastic wife so bad ... but he wants to get a vasectomy first to make her goalie-pulling tactics moot.

Did he really think you could just have the procedure undone? Is he that stupid, or was that just his explanation for something he obviously wasn't going through with?

Regardless, Heidi Montag is hardly pleased, telling him, "You would have done it right then if you thought it was reversible?" she asks in disbelief. "And then you would have come home and told me 'Hi, honey, I snipped my balls off?'"

Well, there you have that. She raises a fair point.