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April 28, 2009

A woman wrote to the Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   < /B>MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6< /FONT> simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

************************************

DEAR  Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to download Tears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do
not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
 Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7..7.

Good Luck 

sb
April 06, 2009

 
Throughout history, humans have always been prone to accidents. Some, such as the exotic car crashes seen on this page, can be very expensive. But that's trivial compared to the truly expensive accidents. An accident is defined as "an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and usually results in harm, injury, damage, or loss". Our aim is to list the top 1 1 most expensive accidents in the history of the world as measured in dollars.
This includes property damage and expenses incurred related to the accident such as cleanup and industry losses. Many of these accidents involve casualties which obviously cannot be measured in dollar terms. Each life lost is priceless and is not factored into the equation. Deliberate actions such as war or terrorism and natural disasters do not qualify as accidents and therefore are not included in this list.


# 11. Titanic - $150 Million
The sinking of the Titanic is possibly the most famous accident in the world. But it barely makes our list of top 11 most expensive. On April 15, 1912 , the Titanic sank on its maiden voyage and was considered to be the most luxurious ocean liner ever built. Over 1,500 people lost their lives when the ship ran into an iceberg and sunk in frigid waters. The ship cost $7 million to build ($150 million in today's dollars).



 
# 10. Tanker Truck vs Bridge - $358 Million
On August 26, 2004 , a car collided with a tanker truck containing 32,000 liters of fuel on the Wiehltal Bridge in Germany . The tanker crashed through the guardrail and fell 90 feet off the A4 Autobahn resulting in a huge explosion and fire which destroyed the load-bearing ability of the bridge. Temporary repairs cost $40 million and the cost to replace the bridge is estimated at $318 Million.


# 9. MetroLink Crash - $500 Million
On September 12, 2008 , in what was one of the worst train crashes in California history, 25 people were killed when a Metrolink commuter train crashed head-on into a Union Pacific freight train in Los Angeles . It is thought that the Metrolink train may have run through a red signal while the conductor was busy text messaging. Wrongful death lawsuits are expected to cause $500 million in losses for Metrolink.


# 8. B-2 Bomber Crash - $1.4 Billion
Here we have our first billion dollar accident (and we're only #7 on the list). This B-2 stealth bomber crashed shortly after taking off from an air base in Guam on February 23, 2008 . Investigators blamed distorted data in the flight control computers caused by moisture in the system. This resulted in the aircraft making a sudden nose-up move which made the B-2 stall and crash. This was 1 of only 21 ever built and was the most expensive aviation accident in history. Both pilots were able to eject to safety.

# 7. Exxon Valdez - $2.5 Billion
The Exxon Valdez oil spill was not a large one in relation to the world's biggest oil spills, but it was a costly one due to the remote location of Prince William Sound (accessible only by helicopter and boat). On March 24, 1989 , 10.8 million gallons of oil was spilled when the ship's master, Joseph Hazelwood, left the controls and the ship crashed into a Reef. The cleanup cost Exxon $2.5 billion.


# 6. Piper Alpha Oil Rig - $3.4 Billion
The world's worst off-shore oil disaster. At one time, it was the world's single largest oil producer, spewing out 317,000 barrels of oil per day. On July 6, 1988 , as part of routine maintenance, technicians removed and checked safety valves which were essential in preventing dangerous build-up of liquid gas. There were 100 identical safety valves which were checked. Unfortunately, the technicians made a mistake and forgot to replace one of them. At 10 PM that same night, a technician pressed a start button for the liquid gas pumps and the world's most expensive oil rig accident was set in motion.
Within 2 hours, the 300 foot platform was engulfed in flames. It eventually collapsed, killing 167 workers and resulting in $3.4 Billion in damages.



# 5. Challenger Explosion - $5.5 Billion
The Space Shuttle Challenger was destroyed 73 seconds after takeoff due on January 28, 1986 due to a faulty O-ring. It failed to seal one of the joints, allowing pressurized gas to reach the outside. This in turn caused the external tank to dump its payload of liquid hydrogen causing a massive explosion. The cost of replacing the Space Shuttle was $2 billion in 1986 ($4.5 billion in today's dollars). The cost of investigation, problem correction, and replacement of lost equipment cost $450 million from 1986-1987 ($1 Billion in today's dollars).


# 4. Prestige Oil Spill - $12 Billion
On November 13, 2002 , the Prestige oil tanker was carrying 77,000 tons of heavy fuel oil when one of its twelve tanks burst during a storm off Galicia , Spain . Fearing that the ship would sink, the captain called for help from Spanish rescue workers, expecting them to take the ship into harbour. However, pressure from local authorities forced the captain to steer the ship away from the coast. The captain tried to get help from the French and Portuguese authorities, but they too ordered the ship away from their shores. The storm eventually took its toll on the ship resulting in the tanker splitting in half and releasing 20 million gallons oil into the sea.
According to a report by the Pontevedra Economist Board, the total cleanup cost $12 billion.



# 3. Space Shuttle Columbia - $13 Billion
The Space Shuttle Columbia was the first space worthy shuttle in NASA's orbital fleet. It was destroyed during re-entry over Texas on February 1, 2003 after a hole was punctured in one of the wings during launch 16 days earlier. The original cost of the shuttle was $2 Billion in 1978. That comes out to $6.3 Billion in today's dollars. $500 million was spent on the investigation, making it the costliest aircraft accident investigation in history. The search and recovery of debris cost $300 million.
In the end, the total cost of the accident (not including replacement of the shuttle) came out to $13 Billion according to the American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics.


# 2. Chernobyl - $200 Billion
On April 26, 1986 , the world witnessed the costliest accident in history. The Chernobyl disaster has been called the biggest socio-economic catastrophe in peacetime history. 50% of the area of Ukraine is in some way contaminated. Over 200,000 people had to be evacuated and resettled while 1.7 million people were directly affected by the disaster. The death toll attributed to Chernobyl , including people who died from cancer years later, is estimated at 125,000. The total costs including cleanup, resettlement, and compensation to victims has been estimated to be roughly $200 Billion. The cost of a new steel shelter for the Chernobyl nuclear plant will cost $2 billion alone. The accident was officially attributed to power plant operators who violated plant procedures and were ignorant of the safety requirements needed.
 



 
# 1. Zardari – Priceless
On 5 March 2008, Mr Zardari was cleared of five corruption charges only because the courts "abolished the cases against all public office holders",including corruption and illegal use of property under NRO, the National Reconciliation Ordinance. He had another trial on the remaining charges on 14 April 2008, when he was cleared under the same NRO. On 19 April 2008, Zardari announced in a press conference in London that he and his sister, Faryal Talpur, would participate in the by-elections taking place on 3 June and that, if necessary, he would contest to become the country's next Prime Minister. Mr Zardari subsequently became President of Pakistan. By all accounts, he ranks as the biggest and the most expensive accident in history. 
  
 

 

sb
March 29, 2009

 The G-word: Do Businesses Touting Green Really Practice What They Preach?

For many years, management theory and practice had not taken into account the environmental impact that businesses' activities may have. This was first captured by Paul Shrivastava, professor of management at Bucknell University, with the metaphor of "castration[1] ." His theory supports the fact that organizational theories should be forced to look at the environment and nature as a requirement for the development of organizational activities.

Indeed, Galdwin mentions many examples of management theory that lack environmental concerns (of a non-human nature): strategic management literature (Hosmer; Pauchant and Fortier; Throop, Starik, and Rands), stakeholder theory (Starik), and business ethics (Hoffman)[2] . This calls for a review of existing business practices.

And yet today, environmental concerns are everywhere. Everyone seems to be going green—especially businesses. However, how are we to know if these environmental concerns are in fact what really moves businesses towards lowering their environmental impact? Furthermore, are these so called "green practices" actually legitimate and focused truly towards the protection of the environment, or are they just profit-driven and for image perception? Is society being green-washed?

Irresponsible Purchasing

Offer responds to demand. The more the general population is sensitive to and informed about offer, the more products will be available to meet its needs. In fact, consumers play a big role in lowering production's environmental impact. This is one of the main reasons why it's important to know what impact our consumption habits have on the environment and on society.

Unfortunately, the price we usually pay for goods and services does not reflect the overall cost that these products represent (mainly the ecological impact costs which will be paid by future generations). We know our planet has scarce resources. According to the Footprint Network, our current consumption rhythm and waste production needs a total of 1.3 planet Earths in order to work. This is completely unachievable. The study estimates that if consumption continues as it is now, by 2030 we'll need two planets in order to satisfy our consumption needs.

Organizations' Need to Be Responsive

In order to slow the deterioration of our ecosystems, essential changes need to be made to our consumption habits, our values, the prices of products we buy, and the technologies used to produce them. Even though the main consumption trend is quite strong, its shocking results should force society into action. And without a doubt, the environmental crises we're currently going through are accelerating these attitudinal changes. Undeniably, "green" goals cannot be achieved without mobilizing key sectors such as public administrations, non-governmental organizations (NGOs), and industries. At the end of the day, however, it's the end consumer that is still the decisive stakeholder for profound transformation.

According to a survey conducted by McKinsey consultants in 2007, 87 percent of consumers say they are concerned by the social and environmental products they buy[3] . In addition, one third of the surveyed population state they are willing to buy more environmentally friendly products—yet they don't know how to translate these motivations into concrete consumption habits. For example, when it comes to actually buying "greener" products, no more than 33 percent of all the people surveyed actually buy low-environmental-impact products. The same study found several barriers to the consumption of environmentally-friendly products, such as lack of awareness, negative perceptions, high costs, and poor availability. In order to better market greener products, companies need to find a way to overcome these obstacles.

Here are just a few questions that consumers can ask themselves when purchasing products[4] that can help to lower their environmental impacts.

  • Does it contain recycled materials?

  • Can it be recycled?

  • Does it have excessive wrapping?

  • Is it toxic?

  • Is it biodegradable?

  • Is it of good quality and is it long lasting?

  • Does it reduce the consumption of other materials?

  • Does it reduce the consumption of water or energy?

  • Is it made with and through resources and jobs from the same region?

  • Is it produced in a fair manner?

  • Does it contain organic products?

  • Does it have environmental certifications (eco-labelling)?

  • While these are just a few simple questions that can be asked when purchasing products, what really needs to change is the mindset we have about the impacts our daily actions have on our planet. Without a doubt, great efforts need to be made in order to change our perception of life, of our planet, and society's failure to account for its actions. Companies ought to be aware of consumer concerns in order to better place their environmentally friendly products. Without a doubt, sustainable development should be recognized by companies as a catalyst for the development of new business opportunities[5].

    Stakeholders' Roles

    On the other hand, companies alone cannot handle the burden of educating consumers and societies on more responsible consumption habits. Indeed, governments and NGOs play an equally important role—if not more important—on the protection of the environment.

    An interesting example of cooperation—engaging producers' and consumers' concerns toward more responsible practices—is the United Nations Global Compact. This project's main stakeholders include governments, NGOs, and the private sector, and focuses on informing them about available greener initiatives, technologies, and practices. It seeks for an engagement of society and governments to move environmental protection principles ahead towards a more sustainable economy. In fact, it has become the largest corporate engagement initiative to date. It was initially proposed by Kofi Annan in 1999 during the World Economic Forum at Davos (Switzerland). At that time, companies from more than 80 countries—as well as NGOs—developed the main principles of the project, which included protection of the environment.

    The Global Compact office itself, by its voluntary nature, does not regulate companies' activities. Essentially, what it does is support the sharing of information about environmental actions undertaken by companies. The network then facilitates the implementation of these principles through sharing case studies, examples, and relevant training for precise activities.

    When it comes to environmental performance, there is still a long way to go. Consumers still play a decisive role on what concerns the protection of the environment. Many efficient initiatives have already been implemented worldwide. Responsible production, responsible consumption, and awareness of our actions will carry societies towards a more conscious lifestyle and, ultimately, to a healthier environment.

    Economic Advantages of Green Initiatives for Businesses

    For businesses all over the world, the environment has become a major worry. Since the 1980s, more stringent legislations towards greener practices have led to a growth of concerns as well as environmental initiatives in the industrialized world. The 1990s, for many companies, was a turning point which turned the hassles and higher costs of green initiatives into competitive advantages through win-win approaches—giving them the tools needed to differentiate themselves from others.

    Nonetheless, while implementing green initiatives in organizations, many obstacles arose, especially socio-economic ones. And these barriers were usually a response to pressures from society. Companies often decided to implement ecological initiatives following societal pressures, since failing to do so might compromise the legitimacy of the companies' activities and could even put their future at risk. This degree of adjustment between societal pressures and companies' responses is what is commonly known as societal performance[6]. As such, companies have two main response strategies for improving their environmental performance evaluation[7]:

    • stimulate external motivations
    • minimize obstacles (control of external environment)

    From a more positive viewpoint, there are many reasons for implementing green strategies, such as compliance with regulations, environmental impact, the quest for more efficient (leaner) production practices, image, and marketing—to name a few. The main motivators for moving organizations toward greener initiatives are

    • economic

    • marketing and image

    • strategic competitive advantages (difficult to imitate)

    • profitability (greener = leaner = cheaper)

    • external pressures

    • anticipate regulations

    • societal pressures (public opinion)

    • ethics and corporate social responsibility (hard to evaluate, yet often present)

    • culture, mission statement (stimulate and motivate employees) 

And Yet, Most Undertaken Strategies Are Still Reactive. Is It Really That Bad?

A crisis is usually defined as the accumulation of serious incidents that represent major risks and that demand crucial decisions in an uncertain context and can usually lead to catastrophe. Nonetheless, for companies, major risks are difficult to anticipate and are rarely frequent. In an industrial context, major risks become crises (e.g., Bhopal, Exxon Valdez). These risks are often characterized by being systemic—given the difficulty of identifying the one soul responsible. Moreover, the main components of crises are human mistakes, incongruous decisions, unconsciousness, apathy (or lack of action), and lack of time for prevention practices.

In his book Crisis Management, Planning for the Inevitable, Steven Fink expands on the Webster's Dictionary definition of a crisis as a "turning point for better or worse"; as a "decisive moment" or "crucial time"[8]. Fink further explains crisis management as "the art of removing much of the risk and uncertainty to allow you to achieve more control over your own destiny" . Thus, the importance of crisis management in establishing preventive actions in companies. These can be carried out through the alignment of environmental concerns on a company's culture, values, products, technologies, and most of all, strategies.

Standards Integration

Although they are crucial factors for change, physical and financial investments alone are not enough to assure pro-environmental changes in organizations. Contrary to popular belief, workers' and managers' knowledge play crucial roles in green initiatives, since they are the ones who know their companies' business processes the best.

Strategic planning in organizations demands deep changes that can often be seen as negative to existing business practices. However, these practices can help companies differentiate themselves from others by better placing themselves in highly competitive markets. Undeniably, these winning practices—along with companies' learning capacities (learning organizations), become imperatives for the development of their adaptation abilities and survival assurance.

The main framework for the integration of greener actions with a long-term impact should begin with the following points among its main components[10]:

  • implement top-down integrative approach of environmental concerns

  • foresee necessary human and financial resources

  • involve personnel in the implementation process of green policies (through training, conferences, etc.)

  • involve personnel's daily activities in the strategy

  • define control measures (evaluate)

  • profit from green initiatives

  • define a crisis management plan (if necessary)

Furthermore, these strategic initiatives have higher chances of success through the daily commitment of employees and other qualitative changes[11], like organizational culture.

Conclusion

As a society, we are clearly in front of an enormous challenge. For businesses, the framework for future change should include the ecological impacts of their activities in its daily actions. Due to the fact that technology has been evolving rapidly to minimize the environmental impact of industrial activities, companies now have a larger choice of means and tools that can be used to control pollution in order to find the needed equilibrium for sustainable development.

Thus, in order to achieve truly sustainable environmental solutions, managers must concentrate on finding smarter and finer tradeoffs between business and environmental concerns, while acknowledging the fact that in most cases, it is impossible to get something for nothing[12]. By working with the stakeholders, it can be possible to find a way to merge all economic, social, and ecological challenges into concrete strategies.

When referring to green initiatives, we could think about responsible production as an example of organizations' engagement towards the protection of the environment. Even if corporations are not meant to save the world from environmental catastrophes, they should indeed be taken as agents of change and report on the impact of their activities. In fact, many of them have already started to do so (through International Organization for Standardization [ISO] standards, for example) and have included many pro-environment values into their activities.

About the Author

Paloma Somohano works on special projects for various departments at Technology Evaluation Centers. She has a BBA in management and is currently pursuing an MBA in corporate social and environmental responsibility. Her areas of interest include corporate strategy, the environment, and international trade

sb
March 29, 2009

 

There aren't many books that examine the impact that small and midsized businesses have on the environment. Today we review a book that will open your eyes to the initiatives that SMBs around the planet are taking to minimize their environmental footprint. You'll discover that no business is powerless—even the smallest of enterprises has options when it comes to greening its business activities.

The word "green" these days is everywhere—especially in business. But how do you know which businesses are genuinely concerned about the environment, and which only appear to be? Today's feature article looks at how some companies are the real thing when it comes to green initiatives, while others are in it only for the optics.

Today's feature white paper looks at how a green-centric asset management solution can help your company create a healthier environment—and a fatter bottom line.




Read the review: Small and Medium-sized Enterprises and the Environment: Business Imperatives


Read the article: The G-word: Do Businesses Touting Green Really Practice What They Preach?


Read the white paper: Greening the Organization Profitably with Asset Management

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sb
March 27, 2009

Managing Your Employees through a Recession

An Executive Guide


Since your employees are your company's greatest, and most important asset, how do you effectively manage them during a severe economic downturn? Today's feature blog post addresses this critical question head-on, with a look at how to create a strategic, long-term plan to energize, motivate, and retain your key personnel. You'll also find an overview of a recession-proof HR solution designed to manage change from the ground up.

Here's a guide to selecting HR software that lays out all the steps in such a sensible, clear, and straightforward manner, you'll find it almost impossible go wrong.

Just about everything you know about human resources outsourcing (HRO) is going to change. In today's feature white paper, discover the 5 core technologies that will be ushering in the exciting new world of HRO.


Read the feature blog post: How the Recession May Be Affecting Your Business and What You Can Do About It

Read the feature article: HR Software Selection: It Ain't Rocket Science

Read the feature white paper: Five HR Technologies You Should Know

Compare HR Solutions
To compare HR solutions based on your organization's needs and characteristics (size, industry, business model, geographical markets, IT platform and requirements, etc.), visit TEC's HR Evaluation Center. It's fast and easy, and you'll get the results immediately.
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