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An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave."



 Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from  employee who was performing
his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."



·From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days  leave."



 An incident of a leave  letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."



 A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request  you to leave me today"



 Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."



Covering note:
"I am enclosed  herewith..."



 Another  one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."



Actual letter written for  application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".



 Letter writing:-
"I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."



 A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and
an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past
several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am
applying for the  post.