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January 25, 2008

No matter where in the world, love exists. Some celebrations are low-key while others are full-fledged feats. Let's look at some of these festivities.

NORTH AMERICA:

In both Canada and the United States, school-age children delight in exchanging Valentine cards with their friends. There are classroom parties with Valentine sweets and card exchanges. The students generally make fancy envelopes or boxes in which to deposit their cards. They also take great delight in creating homemade (school-made) Valentines out of red (pink, white) construction paper, other fancy papers, paper doilies (often available in a heart shape), etc. The pupils have as much fun in creating their cards as in receiving them!

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sb
November 20, 2007

Enjoy These Humorous Christmas Quotes!

Author: Joe Waters

I have gathered a list of Funny Christmas Quotes to help you cope with this holiday season. Yes, we all love the holidays...but sometimes they can make us want to scream! In order to truly enjoy this holiday season it is important for you to keep smiling and laughing. After all, the Christmas season is meant to be enjoyed. So, here is a list of twelve of the funniest Christmas quotes to help you cope with, I mean enjoy, the twelve days of Christmas. Enjoy these wonderful Christmas quotes and have a happy holiday season!

Top 12 List Of Funny Christmas Quotes

Humorous Christmas Quote #1

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning

Humorous Christmas Quote #2

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. Carol Nelson

Humorous Christmas Quote #3

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. Author Unknown

Humorous Christmas Quote #4

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Author Unknown

Humorous Christmas Quote #5

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. P.J. O'Rourke

Humorous Christmas Quote #6

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. Author Unknown

Humorous Christmas Quote #7

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Erma Bombeck

Humorous Christmas Quote #8

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno

Humorous Christmas Quote #9

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. Author Unknown

Humorous Christmas Quote #10

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. Tom Sims

Humorous Christmas Quote #11

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year. P.J. O'Rourke

Humorous Christmas Quote #12

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard

I hope you've enjoyed this Top 12 List of Funny Christmas Quotes. If you loved these Funny Christmas Quotes and want to find more famous and inspirational quotes and quotations...visit www.in spirational-quotes-and-quotations.com today.

About the author: Joe Waters has compiled the most amazing list of inspirational quotes and quotations on his site www.in spirational-quotes-and-quotations.com Check out this incredible collection of quotes categorized and organized into Top 10 Lists!

 

For gift ideas for all occasions please visit Bright Gift Ideas, a resource for people who need inspiration when it comes to getting a gift for someone. You can also go to Gift Guides USA for a comprehensive collection of gift guides, or go to Great Online Deals for coupon codes, discounts and free shipping offers.

Please visit my blogs Gift Giving, Gifts for Kids, Odds Bodkins! or my general blog.

sb
November 04, 2007
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sb
October 04, 2007

This is more about how to decide what to get that what to actually get.

If you are looking for great gift ideas for those who seem to have everything, there are many places to draw inspiration from. Web sites, nature, television, furniture, and books can give you ideas that you can build on when creating great gifts. The first thing to do is to think about the person you want to buy for. What are their tastes, hobbies, and other personality quirks that you can think of? Brainstorming will give you some good ideas to start from. Hobbies such as gardening, walking, and refinishing old furniture can yield many ideas. You may want to buy walking shoes, home interior gifts, or unusual gifts that represent one of their hobbies.

Some people have exciting careers that may help you when you are looking for gift ideas. You may want to ask what they need for their job or what they may want that will help them perform their job even better. Items such as Totes shoes, organizers, and massagers, may be the perfect gifts. Other gifts include briefcases, computer equipment and supplies, and a cozy pair of slippers. You can also learn more about what they do and find books and other items that they may enjoy.

As seen on TV products are usually clever gadgets that people need for daily chores, food preparation, and other activities. If the person who has everything likes tv products, you should find out which ones they have and which ones they need. Buying a few small items and putting them together into a gift box is another gift idea. You can fill these boxes with unique gifts for housewares, gifts for men, and health and beauty aids. You can order these products online or by phone. You will not have to spend hours shopping and you will end up with some great gifts.

If you receive a gift catalog in the mail, you should flip through it to find gifts for your friends and family. Practical gifts including laundry bags, gifts for women, furniture covers, and discount clothing can all be found in catalogs such as carol wright gifts. Catalogs are also great ways to get ideas for items that you want to purchase for yourself. If you need hair removal products, sexual aids, weight loss pills, cortislim, and health aids they can be found in catalogs.

Gifts for holidays, birthdays, and special occasions do not have to difficult to find. By shopping in stores, web sites, and catalogs, you will find gifts to give to others. You will also find coral calcium, gator grip, weight loss products, chair covers, hair remover, draperies, and rugs. When you find sales on bedspreads and curtains, you should take advantage of them. Furniture slip covers are also items that you should purchase when you find a sale. When buying gifts for others, you may find yourself buying gifts that you can use also. If you have a rooster themed kitchen or gopher problems in your yard, what better time to look for these items then when you are buying items for others? Contour pillows and orthotics are items you should not pass up when you find them.

About the author: Jeff Carlisle is a freelance editor for Carol Wrights Coupons. Read more and find great deals and discounts on Carol Wrights Coupons products at http://www.couponcart.com/CarolWrights/index.aspx.

For more gift ideas you can: go to my website Bright Gift Ideas, go to Gift Guides USA for a comprehensive collection of gift guides, or for coupon codes, discounts and free shipping offers go to Great Online Deals.

 

sb
September 29, 2007
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
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