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Get a Dog
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mothers
GET A DOG
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want
GET A DOG
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
GET A DOG
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
GET A DOG
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are
pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is
especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
GET A DOG
BUT, on the o ther hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes
home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure
his happiness ,
THEN BUY A CAT!
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you
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