Spanglish
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Spanglish words of the day

1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum
I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken
I was going to go to the20store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair

11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop

14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
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Comment by jbawi29 Dec. 05,2008
salam
ok as you like.
this is your look to islam.
I think the foolish person just can believe that.
we believe in Jesus
we see television
we don't need Nude Women because this kind of women destroy society .
we did car races.
in islam you can have More than one wife. you can have 4 wifes.
the muslims are the cleaner people in world .
my dear don't think this is a insult for muslims .
why?
because the sun ( don't need anyone to saying ( sun is shiny)
the sun shiny and anyone in world believe in that.
but some one like you trying to be shiny by write something to hurt islam.
my dear, the islam is religion of Allah.
see the people who believe in islam every day .
and then you know you are wrong .
i am sorry for that, but no you and others can shutting down illuminator of islam .
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Comment by SilverSky Dec. 01,2008
Hahaha !!! That`s cool spanglish !!! Cheese fat...LOL ! :)
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Comment by mosteruz Nov. 28,2008
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Useful splangish. Thanks.


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