INTERIOR - BEYONCE'S CRANIUM - NIGHT

While on-stage at the American Music Awards, BEYONCE suddenly re-emerges in the middle of a performance by her alter-ego, SASHA FIERCE.

 

BEYONCE: Oh, no. NO. NOT AGAIN.

SASHA: Yes, yes, YES!

BEYONCE: Sasha, I swear to God, if you keep putting me in granny panties every time you take control...

SASHA: You'll what, B? Anything you do to me, you do to yourself.

BEYONCE: Well, what if I just pull on this here hairpiece REALLY HARD?

SASHA: Amateur.

BEYONCE: Oh I'm only just getting started, sweetpea. I refuse to look like a department-store lingerie ad. Seriously, were these on sale at Macy's? In the section that sells control-top underwear for women over 65?

SASHA: Oh, pipe down, Prudey Huxtable. Honey, why did the Lord give us inner thighs if he didn't intend for us to show them off?

BEYONCE: That doesn't even make sense. I mean it, Sasha -- keep this up and I'm going to wear pants every time I go outside.

SASHA: Then I'll wear nothing but hot pants and bras.

BEYONCE: Did I say "pants"? I meant "turtleneck jumpsuits with huge sweaters and boots and thigh-warmers."

SASHA (gasp): You wouldn't DARE.

BEYONCE: WATCH ME.

SASHA: But you said I could have half the songs on the album and do it MY WAY! JUDAS.

BEYONCE: Yes, but it's my body, Crazy Lady. So, please, keep singing. I'll just be here hanging onto this ponytail, in case you forget yourself.

SASHA: THIS ISN'T OVER, BEYONCE. I'm only just getting STARTED.

BEYONCE: We'll see about that.

SASHA: YES WE WILL.

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