Please stop skiing. You will die.

I have anecdotal evidence for this: Sonny. Michael Kennedy. ... John Peel.

It doesn't matter if you're sensible or not, whether you've gone on the trip to actually ski or sip cocoa and chat up lodge chicks, you will die -- if not of a dramatic tree collision, of a heart attack.

I'll want the chance to meet you and make a real impression at some point. I am worth it. Frealz. I'm sure you'd like me.

So just stop skiing. OK?

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