Two guys and bartender

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They were these two guys in a bar on top of Sears Tower. They were having a few drinks so their feeling pretty good now. The first guy says, "I bet you I can jump out that window over there and survive and come back up here and have another drink". So the other guy says, "ok if you survive i'll do it too". So the second guy thinking he has nothing to worry about sits and sips at his drink while the other guy jumps out the window. Well 15 minutes later the first guy comes back in sits down and gets a drink and tells the other guy, "Its your turn". So the guy jumps out the window, "SPLAT. he hits the ground dead". THe bartender turns around and says Superman you sure are a jerk when you drink.