(Nov. 1) - Every year PEOPLE magazine names a sexiest man alive and Esquire names the sexiest woman in the world.

This year, in response to Charlize Theron 's Esquire title, Maxim made their own list -- the Five Unsexiest Women Alive --

 Britney Spears  as their targets. Surprising and pretty meaningless since that list includes some absolutely beautiful women.

So where's the ridiculous lineup of the unsexiest men that many would argue are super sexy?

In honor of gender equality, here is The Cooler's extensively-debated and completely-unofficial list of the most unattractive males, many of whom we are told continuously are gorgeous .. we just don't see it.

So as far as them men go: