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Sardar Jokes
=============================================================== Students were taking an exam in a big hall. Among them was a Sardar. Suddenly the Sardar takes his pagri off and throws it away, then his shirt, his under shirt, his shoes, his socks. Soon he is sitting only in his underwear. The examiner comes running to him, 'Abay, what's wrong with you. Why did you take all your clothes off and sitting in your underwear?' 'Sir,' says the Sardar, 'the paper says answer the following question in brief.' =============================================================== Sardar and his family went to a party. He introduces the family: “I'm sardar, she’s my wife, the boy and the girl are my kidney” =============================================================== On a romantic date, Sardar's girl friend asks him 'Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring? The Sardar says, 'Yeah, sure, what's your phone number?” =============================================================== Sardar tells a girl 'Come to my house at night, nobody will be there - Girl goes at night and really nobody was there. =============================================================== A Sardar and his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge: “How'll you divide, you've 3 children?” Sardar: “Okay, we’ll apply next year.” =============================================================== Sardar at an Art Gallery looking at painting: “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?” Art dealer: “I beg your pardon, sir, that’s a mirror” =============================================================== Sardar explaining his death wish to a friend: “I want to die just like my grandfather died. He died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving” =============================================================== Sardar and his wife went to a coffee shop to order coffee. Sardar: “Drink quickly.” Wife: “Why?” Sardar: “Hot coffee is 5 rupees and cold coffee is 10 rupees” =============================================================== A man asks Sardarji, “Why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening and not in the morning.” Sardar: ''You fool, Manmohan is PM not AM''. =============================================================== A Sradar walks into a clinic and sees another Sardar sitting on a bench sobbing. First Sardar: “Why are you crying?” Second Sardar, pointing to his heavily bandaged finger: “Yaar, I came here for blood test. The doctor cut my finger to draw blood. It was very very painful.” Upon hearing that, the first Sardar started to cry very loudly. Second Sardar: “Abay what’s the matter with you? Why are you crying like that?” First Sardar: “Yaar, I’m here for urine test.”
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