Batman did the best he could
as a superhero, but there's
only so much you can do with
no powers and a bunch of toys.
If the Super Friends were
fighting an army of robots,
Superman would melt hundreds
by looking at them, Samurai
would tornado them into space,
and Firestorm would turn the
rest into pretty balloons.
They always
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Batman did the best he could
as a superhero, but there's
only so much you can do with
no powers and a bunch of toys.
If the Super Friends were
fighting an army of robots,
Superman would melt hundreds
by looking at them, Samurai
would tornado them into space,
and Firestorm would turn the
rest into pretty balloons.
They always had to save one
for Batman, though, who would
spend five minutes working out
a complicated pulley system
with his batropes to tie one
up, and hope it breaks when he
bonks it gently into a wall.
Thanks, Batman, we couldn't
have done it without you. ' -
Wonder Woman

Category Entertainment

Tags BATMAN'S, GONNA, GET, SHOT, IN, THE, FACE, (shorter, and, censored)