King Loophole, CPA Battle Rap
Champion, speaks his mind
about Turbo Tax Taking
business away from him.Lyrics:
They say don't hate on the
playerHate on the game,But it
hasn't been the same
sinceTurbo Tax cameTo put it
very plainly, man I hate
it'Cause I'm a paid accountant
reppin' CPA ClickI'm the dude
makin' W2's follow the r
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King Loophole, CPA Battle Rap
Champion, speaks his mind
about Turbo Tax Taking
business away from him.Lyrics:
They say don't hate on the
playerHate on the game,But it
hasn't been the same
sinceTurbo Tax cameTo put it
very plainly, man I hate
it'Cause I'm a paid accountant
reppin' CPA ClickI'm the dude
makin' W2's follow the rulesOr
1099's methodcash or accruel.
A big 1040 Good buddy,But it's
cruelTo use Turbo Tax and make
me the foolWhy can't to go
back the way it used toYou try
to on your own and miss things
were crucial.Then you'd have
to come crawlin' to meGimme
all the fees for my fancy
degreesYou see, It's a fact,
I'm a thing of the pastYou
keep track of your stack usin'
Turbo TaxAhhhYou pay CPA's and
your way in the pastKeep track
of your stackUsin' Turbo
Tax!For the ladies I meet, I
like walks on the beachFlow to
the beat, and deduct receipts.
Big deal Turbo Tax won
editor's choiceOf PC
magazineThey aint got my
voice!Turbo TaxEasy, Fast,
Secure and AccurateBut there's
certain aspects of this thing
you don't getI was crunchin'
numbers in my bassinetteMy
playpen was dividends I'm born
to kick assetsSo if you cut me
out of your filing schemeThat
would depreciate my self
esteemYou pay CPA's and your
way in the pastKeep track of
your stackUsin' Turbo Tax!I'm
sick of Turbo Tax bein' #1
ratedI'm sick of people tellin
me my method's outdatedI'm
sick of people offerin'
courses of instructionOn how
Turbo Tax got them Maximum
deductionsThey be the audit
killa Cuttin' way into my
scrillaSo this be an appeal to
my boy Vanilla Turbo Tax be
givin' me a case of
hypertensionC'mon, shut your
computer off and file an
extensionYou pay CPA's and
your way in the pastKeep track
of your stackUsin' Turbo
Tax!You pay CPA's and your way
in the pastKeep track of your
stackUsin' Turbo
Tax!Written/Directed/Performed
by: John BorgesProduced by:
Jessica Grimshaw/John
BorgesMusic by: Ron Pipes
IIIDirector of Photography:
Scott ReusGaffer: Robert
StreeperEdited by: John Borges

Category Film & Animation

Tags comedy, rap, tax, turbo, rider, hip, hop, vibe