ok I did not make this, i have
nothing to do with the making
of it, ok got that cleared up.
This is a rap of the 3rd Harry
Potter story, it's in the
style of baby got back, but of
course it's Sirius Black,
Rapping in this is Harry
against Draco, i found this
video side splitting funny,
and hope you do to. toddles
(Spoken, by
more

ok I did not make this, i have
nothing to do with the making
of it, ok got that cleared up.
This is a rap of the 3rd Harry
Potter story, it's in the
style of baby got back, but of
course it's Sirius Black,
Rapping in this is Harry
against Draco, i found this
video side splitting funny,
and hope you do to. toddles
(Spoken, by Malfoy:)
Oh my Lord, Crabbe, Goyle,
will you look at that Potter.
He thinks he's so great just
because the Dark Lord gave him
a cut on his head twelve years
ago. But, you know, who
deserves to understand the
Dark Lord anyway? He only
talked to Potter through that
book because he wanted to take
care of unfinished business,
okay? I mean, Harry's friends
are just so revolting, I can't
believe he hangs out with that
mudblood girl, and that
Weasley, and his hair - it's
so, black!
(Harry:)
It's my third year and I
cannot lie
You other wizards can't deny
After I broke free from the
Dursleys' barge
Having blown up my Aunt Marge
I escaped with my hair all
mussed
Got aboard the old Knight Bus
Its speed is so exciting
You'd think Keanu was driving
The minister said, 'No
problem'
In the Leaky Cauldron
I thought that I'd be finished
Faster than you could say
('Qui-Qui-Quidditch')
Diagon Alley with Ron and
Hermione
That book of monsters
Bite my hand off it wants ta!
Crookshanks is after Ron's pet
rat Scabbers
That cat, that rat, in a Tom
and Jerry spat
I heard some dreadful news
There's a madman on the loose
He killed twelve muggles with
just one spell
And now he's mad as hell
So Ron ('Yeah?') Ron ('Yeah?')
Who's the world's most wanted
man? ('Dunno')
That prisoner ('Prisoner?')
Prisoner ('Prisoner')
Who escaped from Azkaban
Sirius Black
(Toad chorus:)
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Something wicked this way
comes
(Harry: 'Sirius Black')
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Something wicked this way
comes
Harry:)
Dementors on the train drive
me insane
I just can't help myself, I'm
cold and I've fainted
My brain is tainted
With memories of ('AAAAA!')
VOLDEMORT ('AAAAAAA!')
I'm not talking bout Malfoy
His father's just one of
Voldy's toys
Professor Trelawny's a Seer
But if you ask me her lesson's
just a bunch of guessin
She tells me I'll die any
second
So I'm in class with Remus
Boggart's gone with
'Riddikulus!'
If I study bonus I'll produce
a full Patronus
They took away the broom I got
for Christmas
Want to check it for jinxes
Can't even go to Hogsmeade
unless I've got the Marauder's
Map
Malfoy's full of crap, and I
want to go after Black
They say he'll kill at will
But I'd rather fry the guy
'Cause he's bad, and he's mad
He betrayed my mom and dad!
So Hermione ('What?') Hermione
('What?')
I'd rather find him than have
him find me ('Harry...')
He's one bad mugglef- ('Shut
your mouth!')
Even Malfoy's got to shout
Malfoy: Sirius Black, you know
Potter, when it comes to the
dark arts that Sirius guy's
got nothing on my extended
family.
Harry: Shut up, Malfoy, this
is my rap!
Malfoy: Scared, Potter?
Harry: You wish
Malfoy: Come on, give up the
mike!
Harry: I said no.
Malfoy: Professor! Potter's
not lettin' me represent for
the Dark side!
Snape: Potter, let Malfoy kick
it old school or it's
detention!
Malfoy: I've got a weak arm
you know
Harry: Alright fine, here it
is!
Malfoy: Heh, this one's for
all the Slytherins, wee-yotch.
So you think you can curse or
damn me
Or say my acting's hammy
But if you want me to care
then understand me:
My pureblood family
Don't want buds unless they're
not mudbloods!
When they intermarry with
muggles
It just makes me sick to my
gut
I bought my way into Quidditch
You can do that when your
father's rich
It's power I desire - you
don't see me sing in no
choirs!
When an animal bites my arm
I can do it far more harm
'Cause my dad can claim that
it maimed the students
And then execute it
Some wizards want to go to
Gryffindor
But me I want a little bit
more
Than the small, meek and
measley
Like the bottom-feeders
Weasley
They love non-magic folk
Is it any wonder they're
broke?
Now this Sirius guy has come
kickin'
And I understand if you're
chicken
But Potter if it were me, I'd
want revenge you see
I'd curse his ass and send him
back
Into the Shrieking Shack,
Sirius Black!
(Toad chorus:)
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron...
Something wicked this way
comes
Something wicked this way
comes
Something wicked this way
comes
Something wicked this way
comes
(Harry:)
Why would I go looking for
someone who wants to kill me?

Category Music

Tags Harry, Potter, Rap, Sirius, Black, Draco, Malfoy, POA, Prisoner, of, Azkaban