London Underground song by the
comedy band Amateur
Transplants (Dr. Adam Kay and
Dr. Suman Biswas).

LYRICS

Some people might like to get
a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a
merc,
Some guys like to travel in by
bus,
But I can't be bothered with
the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again
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London Underground song by the
comedy band Amateur
Transplants (Dr. Adam Kay and
Dr. Suman Biswas).

LYRICS

Some people might like to get
a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a
merc,
Some guys like to travel in by
bus,
But I can't be bothered with
the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on
strike.
The greedy bastards want extra
pay
for sitting on their arse all
day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the
pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking
train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking
useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I
want to shoot them all with a
rifle.

All they say is 'Please mind
the doors',
and they learned that on the
two day course,
This job could be done by a
four year old.
They just leave us freezing in
the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the
boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your
feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to 'Mind the
gap'
I want my fucking money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking
useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I
want to shoot them all with a
rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa

The floors are sticky and the
seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking
tramp,
But the drivers get the day
off when we're all late for
work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all
Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and
shove it up your arsehole.

Category Music

Tags London, Underground, song, tube, funny, transport, Amateur, Transplants