One of the most shocking event
in television history,
unprecedented violence
happened in Oprah. Tom Cruise
twisted the hand of
billionaire host Oprah after
he got insane! He also attempt
to fuck Oprah live in TV.

Breaking News!!!!

'It's World War III' This was
the declaration of US
President George W. Bush at
the U
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One of the most shocking event
in television history,
unprecedented violence
happened in Oprah. Tom Cruise
twisted the hand of
billionaire host Oprah after
he got insane! He also attempt
to fuck Oprah live in TV.

Breaking News!!!!

'It's World War III' This was
the declaration of US
President George W. Bush at
the UN Summit today against
what he called the enemies of
the world. He says that the
world should be 'naked' from
terrorist and those who
oppressed their people.
This declaration earns a lot
of reactions around the world.

In Iran, Ahmadinejad and
Ayatollah got naked in front
of Iranian parliament and
threatened everybody to give
each other a great blowjob if
the parliment fail to show up
Iran's atomic bombs.

In Venezuela, the images of
President Chavez masturbating
with semen ozzing in his belly
are circulating around south
america after chavez declare
oil embargo on its neighbors.
Brazilian Lula's say's 'Hugo
has just produce us a new
brand of oil'

In Cuba, a videotape showing
the actual heart attack of
Fidel Castro was broadcast
throughout Cuba even reaching
Florida. The video also shows
three girls, 14, 15, 16 year
old, driving Fidel's crazy.

In the other parts of the
world,

The Malaysian parliament
declares sodomy a legal if not
encouraged.

The Indonesian government
allows Playboy to use their
printing machine to publish
the images from paris hilton
sex tape.

In singapore, Lee Hsien Loong
ordered to spank anyone who
don't want to 'do it' in
public. He also promised to
install a memorial statue of
Flor Contemplacion in front of
his house.

In Thailand, huge crowd gather
together declaring 'the King
is Fuck' and 'come back
thaksin'. Thaksin commented on
the situation saying 'its Thai
free speech again'

In United Kingdom, a tabloid
images showing prince harry
wearing nazi's shirt in actual
sex acts with his grandmother
queen elizabeth. On a
statement prince harry has
just said 'grandma is hot than
my ex'. queen elizabeth
replied 'everybody is doing
it' and 'what's new with that
we're the most sexually active
in europe'.

In the philippines. president
gloria arroyo reaveals her
exciting sexual life. 'Even i
am a small girl, i like sex a
lot' she said in the presscon.
She also revealed her
sexcapade with Us Pres. Bush
during latters visit in manila
in 2003. The White House
confirmed this and said that
mrs. arroyo kept calling
george bush at the white house
seducing him and asking for a
remake.

But the most shocking event
today was
The chinese government
declares that it will depart
from communism and embraced
democracy after billions of
chinese marching into
Tiananmen square yelling 'fuck
you, Mao!.

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