Sincere thanks to YouTube for
featuring me.

YOUTUBERS: DEMAND
ENTERTAINMENT! Don't support
people who don't even try to
make you good videos.

And for everyone who is
flaming me for the 'smarter
than spock' line, it was meant
as an HOMAGE to the Beastie
Boys, who inspired the style
of this song.

E-mail me atmore

Sincere thanks to YouTube for
featuring me.

YOUTUBERS: DEMAND
ENTERTAINMENT! Don't support
people who don't even try to
make you good videos.

And for everyone who is
flaming me for the 'smarter
than spock' line, it was meant
as an HOMAGE to the Beastie
Boys, who inspired the style
of this song.

E-mail me at
trivia@lazydork.com for the
mp3.

Lyrics:
Lazydork's got the greatest
style
I got more talent than you
juveniles
I'm locking you up like you
lost at trial
And if you think you can hang
you're in denial

I'm the biggest thing of 2006
I'm growing more fans than a
uterus
Couldn't make more smiles if I
was turning tricks
And I got more variety than
your Chex Mix

My lyrics are slicker than a
Slip 'n' Slide
My skills more shocking than
Frankenstein's bride
I'm more user friendly than a
Fodor's guide
And if Lonely Girl's large,
than I'm supersized

Lazydork is better than you
And you don't argue cause you
know it's true
Lonely Girl you get a million
views
But you can't touch this
Mexican Jew

L-Dizzle is my name I'm
YouTube's class
Danielbeast can kiss my ass
When he plays craps he plays
don't pass
I'm too good at Hold 'Em so I
play Razz

I'm the thriller with the
three felines
I chill so much I'm always
reclined
So Lonely Girl if you don't
mind
Please step to the side cause
YouTube is mine

When it comes to entertaining
this is no game
All your vids are exactly the
same
I'm uber versatile I put you
to shame
If you are a match I'm a
building in flames

Lazydork is better than you
And you don't argue cause you
know it's true
Lonely Girl you get a million
views
But you can't touch this
Mexican Jew

I'm so good at this I don't
even rehearse
I got more ideas than Mary
Poppins' purse
You better step aside cause I
got here first
You were bad to begin with I
just made you look worse

The Internet's a secret and
I've picked the lock
Supereducated, I'm smarter
than Spock
You're moving like a boat
still tied to the dock
I'm gonna buy and sell you
like Google stock

Like Napoleon I'll send you to
exile
Until you make vids that are
worthwhile
Remember the Dork has charm
and guile
And I got more fans than Girls
Gone Wild

Lazydork.Com!

Category Entertainment

Tags lazydork, lonelygirl15, lg15, danielbeast, rap, gangsta