music and lyrics by bo burnham
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sry, the piano is a little
loud

People think im tall, you
probably do too,
Cause i got a big hat size and
a 16 shoe.
As tall as a tree, but as wide
as a twig,
To top it all off, my weener
is a...tiny

It doesnt make any sense, its
only 2 1/2
Whenever i'm
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music and lyrics by bo burnham
subscribe if you like it
sry, the piano is a little
loud

People think im tall, you
probably do too,
Cause i got a big hat size and
a 16 shoe.
As tall as a tree, but as wide
as a twig,
To top it all off, my weener
is a...tiny

It doesnt make any sense, its
only 2 1/2
Whenever i'm naked even asians
laugh (sry)
It'll be like nothing youve
ever felt
Im the only guy who needs a
condom belt...(what?)

Please dont be mean, please
dont be a jerk
Ive tried all those pills
trust me they dont work.
If girth was a virtue, I'd end
up in hell,
Right now I'm erect, and you
can't even tell.

I hate myself, Why isnt it
long?
Did my circumcision go
horribly wrong?
When my girlfriend saw it she
started to sob,
'I can only give you a
finger-job'

I wanna be the stud, now i'm
the stooge.
It wouldn't be wierd, if my
balls weren't so huge.
I guess it would be great if i
was hung like a horse,
But i gotta let nature take
its course...

just kidding im huge.

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Category Comedy

Tags weener, self-conscience, piano