Jerry Falwell is the new
Jesus.
He walks on oil when it
pleases.
He drove a Hummer in a world
of strife.
After he died he came back to
life.
He moved Florida and
frightened Jews.
His feet are perfect and he
never wears shoes.

He didn't turn water into wine
in the summer,
But he turned a Volkswagen
into
more

Jerry Falwell is the new
Jesus.
He walks on oil when it
pleases.
He drove a Hummer in a world
of strife.
After he died he came back to
life.
He moved Florida and
frightened Jews.
His feet are perfect and he
never wears shoes.

He didn't turn water into wine
in the summer,
But he turned a Volkswagen
into a Hummer.
Jerry Falwell is the new
Jesus.
His white robe never has any
creases.
Everyday he gets a pedicure.
Why he came back nobody's
sure.
I heard he's running for the
government.
He'll probably job in the
national mint.

I want to wash his feet with
wine,
He goes swimming 'cause he has
lots of time.
I saw him laying by a pool in
the sun.
When he has sex he likes to
dress like a nun.
Jerry Falwell is the new
Jesus.
He walks on oil when it
pleases.
He doesn't cure anyone's
afflictions,
But I read he now has crack
addiction.

His feet are as soft as a
baby's bottom.
And he never walks with them;
They're very and round and
also chubby.
He reminds me of Teletubby.
He's got a triangle sticking
up from his head.
Jerry Falwell was better off
dead.

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