MC Mike does CES, Reviewed.com
style. The Reviewed.com
scientific testing crew take
on the geeky gadget-fest that
is the Consumer Electronics
Show in Las Vegas.
Reviewed.com is the best place
to find righteously scientific
reviews of the latest
camcorders, digital cameras,
and cell phones. Word.

The lyrics:

CES
more

MC Mike does CES, Reviewed.com
style. The Reviewed.com
scientific testing crew take
on the geeky gadget-fest that
is the Consumer Electronics
Show in Las Vegas.
Reviewed.com is the best place
to find righteously scientific
reviews of the latest
camcorders, digital cameras,
and cell phones. Word.

The lyrics:

CES is flashy, it's the crème
de la crème
No other converntion can nerd
it up like them
Camcorders, digital cams, and
cell phones galore
Let me be your gadget guide,
let me take you to the floor

I gots a Canon HV30 that
shoots 24P
And here's a Sony SR12, it's
an H-Double-D
Panasonic's SD9, the smallest
HD cam
Widescreen in my pocket is how
I like to jam

Here's the EX-F1, the fastest
double shot
60 images per second, I gots
to say that's hot
This baby captures video,
300fps, G
Casio's the Jeff Gordon of
technology

Now Reviewed.com is the better
of the best
Scientific testing is the
treasure in our chest
We take these hot new toys and
in the grinder we toss them
Then we jam out hot reviews
like a factory of awesome

The desert, in the pressroom,
I want the latest gimmick
Hook me up with waterproofing
and dust detect this limerick
In Las Vegas girls be jonesin'
for that 50x optical zoom
Let's test its focal legnth in
my Bellagio room

Face Detection, OIS, GSM, and
DPI
You got so much gadget glam,
it be maklin' me want to cry
Get the Puffs Magic Lotion, I
want pixel commotion
That Backlight Compensation is
like coconut lotion

Reviewed.com
Drop the scientific bomb

Reviewed.com
Drop the scientific bomb

Reviewed.com
Drop the scientific bomb

Reviewed.com
We're hotter than your mom

All you manufacturers better
know what's up
Reviewed.com spills Cristal
and then laps it up
We're the most comprehensive,
the illest in pensive
Our reviews are so in-depth
they'll make you super
hypertensive

So now I gots to go, my Ford
Focus is waitin'
It's chock full of booth babes
who want some datin'
CES is magic, it's where
dreams are made
Peace and love to you on your
gadget crusade
Reviewed.com
Drop the scientific bomb

Reviewed.com
Drop the scientific bomb

Reviewed.com
Drop the scientific bomb

Reviewed.com
We're hotter than your mom


A big shout-out to Dan
Capaldi, music composer,and
John Munera, cameraman
extraordinaire from MC Mike
and the crew.

Category Music

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