From the g funk classic
Doggystyle.LYRICSYeah, gotta
say what's up to my nigga
Slick RickFor those who don't
like it, eat a dickBut for
those who with me, sing that
shitAs it go a little
something like thisLa Di Da
Di, we likes to partyWe don't
cause trouble, we don't bother
nobodyWe're, just some niggaz
who're on the mic
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From the g funk classic
Doggystyle.LYRICSYeah, gotta
say what's up to my nigga
Slick RickFor those who don't
like it, eat a dickBut for
those who with me, sing that
shitAs it go a little
something like thisLa Di Da
Di, we likes to partyWe don't
cause trouble, we don't bother
nobodyWe're, just some niggaz
who're on the micAnd when we
rock up on the mic we rock the
mic (right)For all my Doggs
keepin y'all in healthJust to
see you smile and enjoy
yourselfCuz it's cool when ya
cause a cozy conditioninWhich
we create, cuz that's our
missionSo listen close, to
what we sayBecause this types
of shit happens every-dayI
woke up around 10 o'clock in
the morninI gave myself a
strech up, a mornin yawn
andwent to the bathroom to
wash upI threw some soap on my
face and put my hands up on a
cupand said um 'Mirror mirror,
on, the wallWho is the top
Dogg of them all?'There was a
rubble dubble, five minutes it
lastedThe mirror said, 'You
are you conceited bastard'Well
that's true, that's why we
never have no beefSo I slipped
off my khakis and my gold
leafUsed Oil of Olay, cuz my
skin gets paleAnd then I got
the file, for my
fingernailsI'm true to the
style on my behalfI put some
bubbles in the tub so I can
take a bubble bathClean, dry,
was my body and hairI threw on
my brand new Doggy
underwearfor all the bitches I
might take homeI got the
Johnson baby powder and Cool
Water cologneNow I'm fresh,
dressed, like a million
bucksThrew on my white sox,
with my all blue chucksStepped
out the house, stopped short,
oh noI went back in, I forgot
my indoThen I dilly (dally) I
ran through an (alley)I bumped
into this smoker named (Sally)
from the (Valley)This was a
girl playin hard to getSo I
said 'What's wrong?' cuz she
looked upsetShe said umIt's
all because of you, i'm feelin
said and blueYou went away,
now my life is filled with
rainy daysI love you so, how
much you'll never knowCause
you took your dope away from
meA-huh, a-huh, ahuhDamn, now
what was I to doShe's cryin
over me and she was feelin
blueI said, 'Um, don't cry,
dry your eyeAnd here comes
your mother with those two
little guys'Her mean mother
steps then says to me
'Hi!!'Decked Sally in the face
and punched her in the
eyePunched her in the belly
and stepped on her feetSlammed
the child on the hard
concreteThe bitch was strong,
the kids was goneSomethin was
wrong I said, 'What was goin
on?'I tried to break up, I
said, 'Stop it, just leave
her!'She said, 'If I can't
smoke none, she can't
either!'She grabbed my closely
by my socksSo I broke the hell
out, and I grabbed my sack of
rocksBut um, they gave chase,
they caught up quickThey
started cryin on my shoes and
grabbin my dickand
sayin....Why don't you give me
a playSo we can brake it down
the Long Beach wayAnd if you
give me that okayI'll give you
all my love todayDoggy, Doggy,
Doggy, can't you seeSomehow
your words just hypnotize
meAnd I just love your jazzy
waysDoggy Dogg, your love is
here to stayAnd on and on and
on she kept goinThe bitch been
around before my mother's
born!I said, 'Cheer up!' so I
gave her a hitI said, 'You
can't have me, I'm too young
for you bitch!'She said, 'No
you're not,' then she starts
cryinI says I'm nineteen, she
says, 'Stop lyin!'I says, 'I
am, go ask my motherAnd with
your wrinkled pussy, I can't
be your lover'Yeah, uhh, tic
toc you don't stopAnd to the,
ah tic toc and you don't
quitYeah, tic toc and ya don't
stop, and to theah tic toc and
ya don't quit, beeeotch!

Category Comedy

Tags TRUE, Classic, Snoop, Dogg, Lodi, Dodi