If you're one of those
s-holesWho drives too slowThen
speeds up at the yellow and
leaves me strandedOr a surly
toll collector who takes my
money and doesn't say 'thank
you'then you should be
reprimanded! Everybody go folk
yourselfI mean it yes I
DoEverybody quit pissing me
offFolk Me?? Nah, Folk
You!It's painful but it's<
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If you're one of those
s-holesWho drives too slowThen
speeds up at the yellow and
leaves me strandedOr a surly
toll collector who takes my
money and doesn't say 'thank
you'then you should be
reprimanded! Everybody go folk
yourselfI mean it yes I
DoEverybody quit pissing me
offFolk Me?? Nah, Folk
You!It's painful but it's
trueAnd what the folk is up
with all these folking
McDonald'sAnd how they are
always folking up my order I
was halfway up the blockWhen I
opened up the sackI asked for
NO cheese on the quarter ham
and DIET sodaAnd what about
these al-qaida
motherfolkersWell they want me
dead 'cause I pay taxes to my
governmentAnd pussy-asked
French anti-semitic
cokesuckersYou'd all be
speaking German iof it wasn't
for the troops we
sentEverybody go folk
-Everybody well I'm just
folkin; with yaI think you're
really cool and I hgope that
we can hang outI'm just
trying to be controversial and
write a cool song that anyone
can bang outEverybody go folk
-Everybody go folk -Everybody
quit passing me off...I was on
a trainWith Saddam
HusseinTried to pick his
brainHe's folking insaneSo Am
ISo Are YouSo is Everyone We
Ever KnewSo is HeSo is SheSo
is Everyone We'll Ever SeeSo
are WeSo are TheySo is
Everybody Every DayIt goes On
and On and On and OnOn and On
and On and On and OnOn and On
and On and On and OnOn and On
and On and On and On

Category Comedy

Tags Everybody, Go, Folk, Yourself, Home, Recording