http://kayvontv.com/watch/

With all the new recently
about the Gene Simmons Sex
Tape, it was really great to
be able to dip into my
KayvonTV archive and present
to you footage of when I met
Gene Simmons and The Franks
Energy Drink Girls @ 711 in
Toronto Canada.

Gene Simmons often boasts of
having slept with more t
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http://kayvontv.com/watch/

With all the new recently
about the Gene Simmons Sex
Tape, it was really great to
be able to dip into my
KayvonTV archive and present
to you footage of when I met
Gene Simmons and The Franks
Energy Drink Girls @ 711 in
Toronto Canada.

Gene Simmons often boasts of
having slept with more than
5,000 women but, luckily for
us, we've never had to
confront physical evidence of
his supposed sexual prowess.
Sadly, our days of blissful
ignorance are numbered: a sex
tape allegedly featuring the
KISS rocker has hit the Web.

A website is purportedly
hosting a sex tape featuring
the 59-year-old Simmons with a
blonde model named Elsa. For a
mere $10 US, KISS fans can
allegedly watch the aging
lothario get it on in all his
nasty glory at
GenesSecret.com, which
features a short trailer of
the clip on its homepage. The
site includes the tagline
'Watch the sex tape Gene
doesn't want you to see'
(though we're pretty sure they
meant 'Watch the sex tape Gene
wants you to think he doesn't
want you to see, but really
YOU'RE the one who doesn't
want to see it.')

To the delight of cheap
perverts everywhere, an
extended, NSFW clip of the
t-shirt clad geriatric
seducing a flip-flop wearing,
unenthused hottie has since
been leaked to other sites.
(The version we saw was set to
Foreigner's 'I Wanna Know What
Love Is,' which we can only
hope was the website's
brilliantly hilarious addition
and not, in fact, Simmons'
seduction song of choice.)

Simmons, who's been dating
Playboy model Shannon Tweed
since 1985, is reportedly
angry about the tape and
questioning its authenticity.

The rocker reportedly met his
alleged co-star while carrying
out promotional duties as a
spokesman for Frank's Energy
Drink. The company, which
claims its drink promotes
stamina and vitality, will
likely be on the lookout for a
new pitchman after viewing the
lackluster video.

http://kayvontv.com/watch/

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